Oral Sex Advice for Guys: Blowjob Etiquette

Guys – if you want your girlfriend/partner/wife/girl of the night to give you head, you need to get yourself ready. It is all very good and well expecting her to drop to her knees and service you, but there are a few things that you need to do in order to hold up your end of the deal. You wouldn’t like it if a girl came to you and expected oral sex when she hadn’t done some “personal admin”, so don’t do the same thing to her – have the manners to prepare yourself accordingly!

Trim It!

We aren’t asking you to be completely bald down there but if you don’t want us to complain about getting your pubic hair up our noses when we are attempting to give you a blowjob, at the very least, have a trim. Most women prefer the trimmed look and if you are having a new sexual experience with a brand new partner, it is often the safest route to take. Seriously hairy and bald are two very different ends of the spectrum and not all girls like both.

Also, if you want us to pay attention to the balls, make sure you give them a quick going-over with your razor/electric shaver. We are going to prefer smooth, hairless balls in our mouths than hairy ones. Right, girls?

Clean It!

The un-circumcised guys have a disadvantage here as circumcised penises are generally cleaner. Well, that is the opinion of our frisky team members anyway! Make sure that you have a shower before you go out on your date. If you have been sat in a dirty truck all day, working hard, and you don’t have time for a shower, just imagine how bad your groin area is going to smell. Now imagine how that would taste.

There is no way in hell that you would happily go down on a girl that wasn’t clean so again, make sure that you return the cleanliness favor. It’s just good manners!

I’m Coming…

If you are close to coming to climax, tell her. She is not going to appreciate you shooting your loads in her mouth if she’s not a swallower, so the politest thing that you can do to make her happy is let her know that you are going to climax soon and let her make up her own mind as to what she wants to do with it.

The perfect gentleman would always have a glass of water and a box of Kleenex by the side of the bed – the tissues are for discreet spitting and the glass of water is for her to swill around her mouth before she kisses you. The more prepared you are, the better the whole experience will be.

At the end of the day, the easiest thing to do is treat your partner with the same respect that you would want them to treat you with. A few moments out of your day to have a shower, throw on clean underwear and make yourself look, feel and smell presentable is going to make the world of difference. It is going to be a much more enjoyable experience for the both of you!

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